A man was mowing his front yard when his attractive,
blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went
straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked
inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn,
the blonde came out again. She marched to the mailbox,
opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her,
"Is something wrong?"
She replied, "There certainly is!
My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail."
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