Why Eat Chocolate

Can't eat Beef, Mad cow....

Can't eat chicken bird flu

Can't eat eggs .. Salmonella

Can't eat pork .. fears that bird flu will infect piggies

Can't eat fish .. heavy metals in the
waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M
M
M
M
M
M

I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Chocolate is a Vegetable

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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.

Bean = vegetable.

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Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

Beet = vegetable.

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Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

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To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy.

So candy bars are a health food.

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Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

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Remember - - -

"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"


Home Story Time Brain Candy Fun Pages Killer's Page Bible Insights Learning Aids Meet Us		Can't eat Beef, Mad cow.... Can't eat chicken bird flu Can't eat eggs .. Salmonella Can't eat pork .. fears that bird flu will infect piggies Can't eat fish .. heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! M M M M M M M M M M M I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!! Chocolate is a Vegetable Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS. Beet = vegetable. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. Remember - - - "STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"** Go to top of page