A bum, who obviously has seen more than
his share of hard times, approaches a
well-dressed gentleman on the street.
"Hey buddy, can you spare two dollars?"
The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are
not going to spend it on liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
You are not going to throw it away gambling,
are you?" asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course
for greens fees, would you?" asks the man.
"Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf."
The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a
home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading
for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him.
"Isn't your wife going to be angry when
she sees a guy like me at your table?"
"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it.
I want her to see what happens to a guy who
doesn't drink, gamble or play golf."
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