A momma asked her ten-year-old son if
he knew about "The Birds & The Bees"

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the mother asked her son what was wrong.

"Oh Mom," he sobbed, "
at age six I got the...
'there's no Santa' speech."

At age seven I got the
'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.

Then at age eight you hit me with the
'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech!

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex,
I've got nothing left to live for!!!"