Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is
like shoveling the driveway before it has stopped snowing.

"There is only one pretty child in the world...
and every mother has it."
-Chinese Proverb.

A child's greatest period of growth is the
month after you've purchased new school clothes.

Anyone who says,
"Easy as taking candy from a baby"
has never tried it.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the
next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

The best inheritance parents can give their
children is a few minutes of their time each day.

Children will soon forget your presents.
They will always remember your presence.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually
repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"

Insanity is hereditary.
You get it from your kids.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of
the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.

I love to give homemade gifts.
Which one of my kids do you want?