by An Unknown
Brilliant Woman Author
over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget
where they left them.
Isn't that the TRUTH!!!
of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound
box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
The best way to forget all your troubles
is to wear really tight shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when
you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight because by then, your body and your fat
are really good friends.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday,
along came today.
I think I understand
everything, then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept
rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet
for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when
they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just
forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address,
my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've
never forgotten to eat. You have to be
a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth
control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.
The trouble with some women is that they get all
excited about nothing and then they marry him.
read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too
much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding?
That is my idea of a perfect day.
I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that
nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
Share this with all of those amazingly brilliant
and tremendously talented women who are
intelligent enough to call YOU their friend :-) !!!
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